today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
I LOVE THIS DOG
"i must confess…people have been very kind to me with mangoes"
#you know how sometimes two characters in a relationship are super similar and you’re like ‘oh how cute!’? #and then other times you’re like ‘you two should never be left together unsupervised.’ #this is the latter #these two need a jiminy cricket at all times #for serious (via everythingisshwarma)
me: *in a coma*
*first chords of wmyb play*
me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*