fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

I LOVE THIS DOG

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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

"i must confess…people have been very kind to me with mangoes"

uswe:

#you know how sometimes two characters in a relationship are super similar and you’re like ‘oh how cute!’? #and then other times you’re like ‘you two should never be left together unsupervised.’ #this is the latter #these two need a jiminy cricket at all times #for serious (via everythingisshwarma)

carrotlourry:

me: *in a coma*

*first chords of wmyb play*

me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*




Played: 74911 times

@harry_styles: The people look like flowers at last.

yungtrvpqueen:

Hi friend

chocolatefonlou:

this alone is better than meeting one direction